My powers of understanding can rise to meet the
the chronological wonder that is the big list.
(all the fic I've penned, in the order it was produced)
Title: Quiet Time
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Josh and Donna have a secret ritual.
Date: 3/23/01
Notes: My first fic!
Title: Problems
Rating: PG
Summary: Josh seeks Donna-advice from Sam but Toby seems to have most of the answers.
Date: 3/27/01
Title: World Religion Day
Rating: PG
Summary: Post-17 People banter about Catholicism, Judiasm, the Karma Sutra, and fate.
Date: 4/06/01
Title: Exhibit A
Rating: R
Summary: Josh isn't a real lawyer, although in his defense, he's got a mighty nice exhibit.
Date: 4/01/01
Notes: Can be read as a stand-alone or the first in a series -- your choice.
Title: 20 Hours in Wisconsin
Rating: NC-17 Part III, Adults only!
Summary: Further exhibits are revealed with a pint of Häagen-Dazs
vanilla fudge swirl thrown in for good measure.
Date: 4/09/01
Notes: Second in a quasi-series -- follows Exhibit A. Grrrr... according to Bad Moon Rising (4/25/01), Donna's
parents do live in Madison. (Before I was going under the assumption she went to school there but was from somewhere else in
Wisconsin) oh well. Did I mention there's ice cream?
Title: Giant Waffles and Tree Sloths
Rating: PG
Summary: The way to a woman's heart is through her stomach.
Date: 4/13/01
Notes: Edibles Series #1
Title: Lester Phillips Smells Like Chicken
Rating: NC-17Adults only!
Summary: Josh and Donna further explore their new relationship back in DC --
a sequel to 20 Hours in Wisconsin.
Date: 4/16/01
Notes: Third in the series that started with Exhibit A.
Title: Wooing
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Josh muses about what women want plus more office hijinks with our favorite
non-couple couple.
Date: 4/18/01
Notes: Edibles Series #2, follows Giant Waffles & Tree Sloths.
Title: Counting Yellow Cars
Rating: NC-17Adults only!
Summary: Who needs a plot when you have a shower massage?
Date: 4/20/01
Notes: Post-ep Challenge Smut Fic for 17 People.
Title: In the Interest of Keeping Things Balanced
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Josh is being, you know, him and Donna drowns her sorrows
in creamy and salty snacks.
Date: 4/22/01
Notes: Edibles Series #3, follows Wooing.
Title: Phone Message, Phone Message
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A little fun with the .."so and so called while you were
out" thing.
Date: 4/26/01
Notes: Small Post-ep for Bad Moon Rising.
Title: Payback: Discovery Channel Style
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The 'morning after' the night before proves to be quite interesting.
Date: 4/28/01
Notes: Edibles Series #4, follows In the Interest of Keeping Things Balanced.
Title: So Many Things Make Sense Now
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Josh meets with CJ and payback ensues; but unlike the elk, Josh survives intact.
Date: 4/30/01
Notes: Edibles Series #5, follows Payback: Discovery Channel Style.
Title: Priceless
Rating: NC-17Adults only!
Summary: Josh and Donna do a little 'equipment' shopping.
Date: 5/02/01
Notes: Edibles Series #6, follows So Many Things Make Sense Now.
It only took me five fics to turn it NC-17 -- cool!
Title: Better vs. Nice
Rating: PG-13
Summary: On a late night, Josh works through the mean thoughts in his head, trying to
make it better.
Date: 5/04/01
Notes: Post ep for TFGKY set in the Quiet Time Universe.
Title: Lions and Tigers and Clowns, Oh My!
Rating: NC-17Adults only!
Summary: Josh and Donna, bad weather, a cancelled flight, a clown
convention, and the last motel room in town.
Date: 5/10/01
Notes: Written for the State of the Union Group May Smut Challenge as a
stand-alone fic. There is no plot, please do not try to find one...thank you.
Title: Cycles
Rating: PG-13
Summary: "He has his own theory that he's been kicking around lately -- he sees them as having a dyslexic sort of
relationship."
Date: 5/14/01
Notes: Post ep for 18th & Potomac.
Title: Spoils of War
Rating: PG
Summary: A fluffy post-ep for 2 Cathedrals includes the answers to a
couple of questions. Heh heh.
Date: 5/17/01
Notes: Post ep for 2 Cathedrals.
Title: 69th & Potomac: or The New Adventures of Sleeping Beauty
Rating: NC-17Adults Only!
Summary: Ummmm...see title -- but there's no spinning of thread in this one.
Date: 5/19/01
Notes: Yee-haw it's a "couch-fic" with no plot what-so-ever.
Title: Bad Q Rising (Pick your version below)
Rating: PG-13 version | NC-17 version Adults Only!
Summary: Al Kiefer -- is he just the guy who gets cigarettes for satan or is he really -- Q of Star Trek fame? A romp
through Sherwood Forest where Josh (Robin Hood) must rescue Donna (Maid Marian) from Sir Guy of Gisborne.
Date: 5/23/01
Notes: Oh boy, it's a WW/ST:TNG cross-over of sorts.
Title: Waiting for Lyman
Rating: PG
Summary: Donna waits for Josh after the shooting at Rosslyn.
Date: 5/27/01
Notes: Ah, it's just a stand-alone!
Title: *whap* *bounce* *whap* *bounce*
Rating: NC-17 Adults Only!
Summary: A late night phone call turns smutty for Josh and Donna,
meanwhile Toby's next door playing with his ball(s).
Date: 5/29/01
Notes: A small bit of fluff set in the Counting Yellow Cars universe.
Title: The Curse of Pinocchio
Rating: NC-17Adults Only!
Summary: Josh gets home from Ft. Worth for a little "I love you" sex.
Date: 6/02/01
Notes: Sequel to *whap* *bounce* *whap* *bounce*
Title: Tempting Fate: or The Dorkiest Underwear in the World
Rating: NC-17Adults only!
Summary: The French Ambassador's daughter is getting hitched but Josh and Donna are the ones getting the
post-wedding consummation.
Date: 6/07/01
Notes: Written for the State of the Union Group June Smut Challenge as a
stand-alone fic. There is no plot, please do not try to find one...thank you.
Title: The Strange Case of Hermie
Rating: Strong R Adults Only!
Summary: Josh and Sam share a drunken, bonding moment at a hotel bar
during the Bartlet campaign.
Date: 6/19/01
Notes: Role Reversals #1
Title: Variations on a Theme
Rating: Strong R Adults Only!
Summary: A kinky discussion between Josh and Donna -- also known as panty revenge -- oops, underwear revenge.
Date: 6/21/01
Notes: Role Reversals #2
Title: Ninety-Two Index Cards
Rating: NC-17 Adults Only!
Summary: It's been a long week for Josh. A little 80's music, a little more flirtation, a little self-discovery in the shower,
and then there's the matter of Donna's newest research project.
Date: 6/25/01
Notes: Role Reversals #3
Title: The Siren's Call
Rating: NC-17Adults Only!
Summary: "This is a little bit like playing naked twister with props," he pants out.
Date: 6/28/01
Notes: Role Reversals #4
Title: Helping the Situation
Rating: NC-17Adults Only!
Summary: Drunken sex and next morning musings -- advil, a kitchen towel with cows on it,
and 'Joey Lucas sheets' all make appearances.
Date: 7/03/01
Notes: Almost named, Stumbling Towards Ecstasy...I just couldn't do it.
Title: Take a Chance on Me
Rating: NC-17Adults Only!
Summary: Donna needs a date for a friend's wedding -- smut ensues, but not before Josh and Sam enjoy pudding, a
stuck filing cabinet wreaks havoc, too much champagne is drunk, the promise of a dress by Vera Wang is broken, and
many, many Abba tunes are heard.
Date: 7/04/01
Notes: Originally conceived for the SotU June Challenge -- but I never finished it.
It's incredibly silly.
Title: Noon-Time Errands
Rating: R
Summary: Margaret muses about her co-workers, picks a conditioner,
then runs into Donna at the drugstore and discovers a secret. (A re-telling of the scene from Lester Phillips... from
Margaret's point of view).
Date: 7/8/01
Notes: Inspired by Pix's "Secret Life of Margaret" comment on the
West Wing Women list. Will also be
my twwwomen challenge fic I think..
Title: The Love Couch: Setting a Course for Adventure
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Donna takes a late-night break to watch The Love
Boat in CJ's office -- muses on why her life can't be exciting and romantic
like that -- enter sea man Josh.
Date: 7/11/01
Notes: Written for the State of the Union July
Challenge
Title: Muffin of Love
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Short PWP involving the coming up of special 'pet names'.
Date: 7/14/01
Notes: Inspired by Topic Friday at SotU.
Takes place in the Counting Yellow Cars Universe.
Title: Just Between Us
Rating: NC-17
Summary: "It was just between us, Josh. Besides -- nothing really happened," she says in
a strange tone he can't quite interpret.
Date: 7/24/01
Notes: Thanks to those who have shared their things with me *grin* *giggle*
Title: Five Percent
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Josh contemplates his current romantic entanglement and has an epiphany in Leo's closet.
Date: 8/7/01
Notes: We could probably safely call this a PWP. It's also a stand-alone.
Title: Feeling Delicate
Rating: NC-17
Summary: "So, I'm thinking we over-stepped some sort of new relationship, comfort boundary just now," I throw out for
general discussion, trying desperately to fix what I'm pretty sure has become a thing. Oh yeah. A big awkward thing.
Date: 8/08/01
Notes: Written for the State of the Union August
Challenge -- okay again, really funny (yet disturbing) graphic. You've been warned ;-)
Title: I'm Ready For My Close-Up, Mr. Delyman
Authors: Pix & Bramble
Rating: NC-17
Summary: "We'd have to be really careful," she states skeptically, knowing how Josh and careful aren't usually two things that go together.
Date: 8/13/01
Notes: My first collaboration -- with the lovely and talented, Pixel_Vixen.
Also, written for the State of the Union August Challenge.
Title: Surprises (Pick your version below)
Rating: NC-17 version | edited version
Summary: "He has no idea what the hell he's doing and it scares the crap out of him."
Date: 8/22/01
Notes: Just a short, experimental, stand-alone ficlet.
Title: Learning to Relax or: Attack of the 2X Man-Panties
Rating: NC-17
Summary: "You always try to control everything and
sometimes -- well, you should let someone else worry
about things."
Date: 8/31/01
Notes: Stand-alone. We could probably safely call this a PWP.
Title: The One With The Shower
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sam accidentally walks in on Donna in the shower -- a comedy
of errors a la Friends ensues.
Date: 9/19/01
Notes: Plot borrowed from Friends -- so you know it's not serious.
Title: The Naked Plan
Rating: NC-17
Summary: "Oh god," Josh moans. "I have to take off my
pants now."
Date: 9/26/01
Notes: Sequel to The One With the Shower.
Title: Donna's Big, Unwrapped, Microwave Oven Box
Rating: PG-13
Summary: It's Donna's birthday -- guess what Josh gets her?
Date: 10/5/01
Notes: A sort of a Post-ep for I&I -- although it doesn't take place in that
universe or anything.
Title: Something Warm About the Rain
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Six months in the rain with Josh and Donna. Oh yeah and funny porn movie names.
Date: 10/10/01
Notes: pix supplied a smutlet plot bunny that turned into a bigger idea.
Title: The Extra-special, Spine-tingling, Halloween Fic
Authors: Puck, Zillah, Bramble, Pix, & Kim
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Spooky happenings in the White House! Nookie! Dead presidents! What more could you want?
Spoilers: Uhhh...
Date: 10/24/01 (Original SotU posting began)
Notes: A holiday round-robin with the following award-winning authors: Puck & Zillah,
Pix, and
Kim. Dares added 11/15.
Title: The Josh Lyman Project
Rating: NC-17
Summary: It's kind of a Halloween/Parody thing, kind of an excuse for J/D tent smut!
Date: 10/29/01
Notes: Ohhhhh -- it's silly, but Kim said it would be funny...and pix encouraged me too. That's really all I needed. :)
Title: Lonely Girls
Rating: PG-13
Summary: "You're not going to believe that I just happened to be in the neighborhood, are you?"
Date: 11/02/01
Notes: Post-ep for On The Day Before.
Title: Cucumber, Melon, and Ginseng
Rating: PG-13+ (language, references to sexual situations)
Summary: Right now, as she waits for Josh to walk back with her
diary, she really just wants him to drive her home so
she can take a hot shower and rid herself of this whole
horrible day -- and she'll figure out the rest of it tomorrow.
Date: 11/08/01
Notes: Post-ep for War Crimes.
Title: I Will Survive or: This Is So Not NPR!
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Two clock radios, two couples, one sex scene,
one song (but two different versions).
Date: 11/12/01
Notes: Written for the State of the Union Group November Smut Challenge as a
stand-alone fic.
Title: The Mess
Rating: PG
Summary: Stanley comes back to the White House...um, but he's really Adam, from Northern Exposure.
Date: 11/15/01
Notes: Don't even ask.
Title: The Gentle Art of Head Wounds
Rating: PG-13
Summary: "So," I start casually. "Josh is meeting Amy Gardner for drinks."
Date: 11/29/01
Notes: Post-ep for The Women of Qumar. That said, it's fluffy and light, really, I guess I just had the urge to write something not very serious.
Title: The Extra-festive, Heartwarming Holiday Fic
Authors: Pix, Bramble, Kim, Puck & Zillah
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Holiday time in the White House! Nookie! Cookies! What more could you want?
Spoilers: Thru TWoQ
Date: 12/13/01 (Original SotU posting began) -- updated 12/18/01
Notes: A holiday round-robin with the following award-winning authors: Puck & Zillah,
Pix, and
Kim.
Will be updated soon, thank you for your patience!
Title: Mystery Fic: This Thing
Rating: NC-17
Summary: "What can we take off you now?"
Date: 11/28/01 (posted 1/1/02)
Notes: Written for The State of the Union First Anniversary Extravaganza!
Title: Making a Mess on Texas
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Josh has a date with Amy, Donna has a date with her desk, and Kelly shows up to try and set things right.
Date: 12/29/01
Notes: Written for the State of the Union
December
Smut Challenge as a stand-alone fic.
Title: The Mug
Rating: PG-15
Summary: Josh finds his favorite coffee mug in Donna's kitchen, post-coitally.
Date: 1/08/02
Notes: Small part of a bigger thing I'm doing, but this can stand alone until the whole thing is done.
Title: Very Non-Shaker Thoughts (Pick your version below)
Rating: NC-17 version | edited version
Summary: Josh and Donna get trapped in a small, country furniture
store after it closes for the night -- complete with a freak snow
storm and everything.
Date: 1/16/02
Notes: Written for the State of the Union
JanuaryTrapped! Smut Challenge.
Title:Pant-less and Ensorcelled
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Josh, Donna, a fast food restroom, and wet pants.
Date: 1/22/02
Notes: Written for the State of the Union
JanuaryTrapped! Smut Challenge.
Title: Wooing Through Interior Design (And a Well-Placed Lei)
Authors: Kim & Bramble
Rating: PG-13
Summary: "You wouldn't by any chance know where to get a lei around here?"
Spoilers: Through The Two Bartlets.
Date: 2/02/02
Notes: What happens when two people have the same idea for a post-ep (TTB).
Also because neither Kim nor
Bramble can pass up an opportunity to make a bunch of lei jokes.
Title:Hot & Dreamy Girl-fight # 12
Rating: Strong R
Summary: Josh is sick and no one cares except the Nyquil.
Date: 2/21/02
Notes: Just for fun and because I've kinda had a fic-block lately....It's
cold medicine induced dream-fic! Starring: Donna! Amy! Cell phones! Pillows!
Title:Snoodle-lips & Brainiac
Rating: PG-13
Summary: "Okay, let me get this straight. Because you're a guy, as long as you're
getting laid, you're not supposed to mind that your girlfriend
is probably using you and that you don't love her, or possibly, even like her?"
Date: 3/08/02
Notes: Yeah -- Donna clues Josh in the way only a Mary Sue can... *sigh*
I just couldn't take it anymore -- I think I unspooled. ;-)
Dead Irish Writers post-ep as well! Woohoo! Multi-tasking!
Title:Lime Sucking and Where It Can Lead
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Josh plans the best vacation -- but not before a fake vacation, margaritas, Mark the pretty but dumb bartender, Planet Hollywood, bad sex, talking about the bad sex, why Donna wouldn't make a good politician, and finger painting donkeys.
Date: 5/22/02
Notes: Written for the State of the Union
MayVacation Smut Challenge.
Title:President Bartlet's Great Pumpkin
Rating: R
Summary: It was like some weird alternate universe
where he was on the political fast track while all his
friends -- the people he still felt should be here
with him -- were busy savoring the sunset, trying
to make babies, or making tons of money out west.
Date: 6/4/02
Notes: Uh, it's different.
Title:Adiós Mi Hermano
Rating: NC-17
Summary:"...I'm getting on that plane tomorrow and I'm going to France -- to eat éclairs, drink wine, and make sweet love to my woman!"
Date: 6/7/02
Notes: Helps if you've read, President Bartlet's Great Pumpkin, as this
occurs in that AU (the Frenchie-verse?), although, it's probably not necessary to get the gist.
Title:Taking Back the Garlic Chicken
Rating: PG-13
Summary:"So, you're just going to let me go every night
by seven and then spend the next few hours calling me
at home to ask me what I'm doing?"
Date: 6/13/02
Notes: Mostly, conversational fluff!
Title: Pin the Tail on the Donkey
Rating: NC-17
Summary: "I may be a donkey, Josh, but you're the one
who's hung like a horse."
Date: 7/01/02
Notes: Written for the State of the Union
JuneBirthday Smut Challenge.