Hide the Children and Small Animals
Yeah, I've decided to class up the main page a bit -- but it's still smutopia
Which means, all fic here is rated NC-17. Please do not read if you are under the age of 18. Thanks.

Stand-alone Smut:

• Title: 69th & Potomac: or The New Adventures of Sleeping Beauty
  Rating: NC-17 Adults Only!
  Summary: Ummmm...see title -- but there's no spinning of thread in this one.
  Date: 5/19/01
  Notes: Stand-alone. Yee-haw it's a "couch-fic" with no plot what-so-ever.

Title: Bad Q Rising
Rating: NC-17 Adults Only!
Summary: Al Kiefer -- is he just the guy who gets cigarettes for satan or is he really -- Q of Star Trek fame? A romp through Sherwood Forest where Josh (Robin Hood) must rescue Donna (Maid Marian) from Sir Guy of Gisborne.
Date: 5/23/01
Notes: Stand-alone. Oh boy, it's a WW/ST:TNG cross-over of sorts.

• Title: Helping the Situation
  Rating: NC-17 Adults Only!
  Summary: Drunken sex and next morning musings -- advil, a kitchen towel with cows on it, and 'Joey Lucas sheets' all make appearances.
  Date: 7/03/01
  Notes: Stand-alone.

• Title: Five Percent
  Rating: NC-17
  Summary: Josh contemplates his current romantic entanglement and has an epiphany in Leo's closet.
  Date: 8/7/01
  Notes: Stand-alone. We could probably safely call this a PWP.

• Title: Learning to Relax or: Attack of the 2X Man-Panties
  Rating: NC-17
  Summary: "You always try to control everything and sometimes -- well, you should let someone else worry about things."
  Date: 8/31/01
  Notes: Stand-alone. We could probably safely call this a PWP.

• Title: The Josh Lyman Project
  Rating: NC-17
  Summary: It's kind of a Halloween/Parody thing, kind of an excuse for J/D tent smut!
  Date: 10/29/01
  Notes: Ohhhhh -- it's silly, but Kim said it would be funny...and pix encouraged me too. That's really all I needed. :)

• Title: Mystery Fic: This Thing
  Rating: NC-17
  Summary: "What can we take off you now?"
  Date: 11/28/01 (posted 1/1/02)
  Notes: Written for The State of the Union First Anniversary Extravaganza!

• Title:Hot & Dreamy Girl-fight # 12
  Rating: Strong R
  Summary: Josh is sick and no one cares except the Nyquil.
  Date: 2/22/02
  Notes: Just for fun and because I've kinda had a fic-block lately....It's cold medicine induced dream-fic! Starring: Donna! Amy! Cell phones! Pillows!

Smutty Sequels & Mini-Universes:

• Title: 20 Hours in Wisconsin
  Rating: NC-17 Part III, Adults only!
  Summary: Further exhibits are revealed with a pint of Häagen-Dazs vanilla fudge swirl thrown in for good measure.
  Date: 4/09/01
  Notes: Sequel to Exhibit A.

• Title: Lester Phillips Smells Like Chicken
  Rating: NC-17 Adults only!
  Summary: Josh and Donna further explore their new relationship back in DC.
  Date: 4/16/01
  Notes: Sequel to 20 Hours in Wisconsin.

• Title: Priceless
  Rating: NC-17 Adults only!
  Summary: Josh and Donna do a little 'equipment' shopping.
  Date: 5/02/01
  Notes: Edibles Series #6, follows So Many Things Make Sense Now.
  It only took me five fics to turn it NC-17 -- cool!

• Title: The One With The Shower
  Rating: NC-17
  Summary: Sam accidentally walks in on Donna in the shower -- a comedy of errors a la Friends ensues.
  Date: 9/19/01
  Notes: Plot borrowed from Friends -- so you know it's not serious.

• Title: The Naked Plan
  Rating: NC-17
  Summary: "Oh god," Josh moans. "I have to take off my pants now."
  Date: 9/26/01
  Notes: Sequel to The One With the Shower.

• Title: Just Between Us
  Rating: NC-17
  Summary: "It was just between us, Josh. Besides -- nothing really happened," she says in a strange tone he can't quite interpret.
  Date: 7/24/01
  Notes: It's a pre-Cliff fic
  

• Title: Something Warm About the Rain
  Rating: NC-17
  Summary: Six months in the rain with Josh and Donna. Oh yeah and funny porn movie names.
  Date: 10/10/01
  Notes: pix supplied a smutlet plot bunny that turned into a bigger idea.
  Takes place in the Just Between Us universe, post-Cliff.

• Title:President Bartlet's Great Pumpkin
  Rating: R
  Summary: It was like some weird alternate universe where he was on the political fast track while all his friends -- the people he still felt should be here with him -- were busy savoring the sunset, trying to make babies, or making tons of money out west.
  Date: 6/4/02
  Notes: It's the start of the After-Bartlet-Leaves-the-White-House-and-Everyone-Leaves-Sam Universe.

• Title:Adiós Mi Hermano
  Rating: NC-17
  Summary:"...I'm getting on that plane tomorrow and I'm going to France -- to eat éclairs, drink wine, and make sweet love to my woman!"
  Date: 6/7/02
  Notes: Helps if you've read: President Bartlet's Great Pumpkin, as this occurs in that AU (the Frenchie-verse? or After-Bartlet-Leaves-the-White-House-and-Everyone-Leaves-Sam Universe), although, it's probably not necessary to get the gist.

State of the Union Challenges:

• Title: Lions and Tigers and Clowns, Oh My!
  Rating: NC-17 Adults only!
  Summary: Josh and Donna, bad weather, a cancelled flight, a clown convention, and the last motel room in town.
  Date: 5/10/01
  Notes: Written for the May Smut Challenge as a stand-alone fic.
  There is no plot, please do not try to find one...thank you.

• Title: Tempting Fate: or The Dorkiest Underwear in the World
  Rating: NC-17 Adults only!
  Summary: The French Ambassador's daughter is getting hitched but Josh and Donna are the ones getting the post-wedding consummation.
  Date: 6/07/01
  Notes: Written for the June Smut Challenge as a stand-alone fic.
  

• My original idea for this challenge: Take a Chance on Me (added 7/04/01) -- never posted to SotU because I didn't finish it in time (and it's really damn silly...)

• Title: The Love Couch: Setting a Course for Adventure
  Rating: NC-17
  Summary: Donna takes a late-night break to watch The Love Boat in CJ's office -- muses on why her life can't be exciting and romantic like that -- enter sea man Josh.
  Date: 7/11/01
  Notes: Written for the State of the Union July Smut Challenge -- this is the funniest graphic Michele's done yet -- please don't be drinking anything when you view it :-)

• Title: Feeling Delicate
  Rating: NC-17
  Summary: "So, I'm thinking we over-stepped some sort of new relationship, comfort boundary just now," I throw out for general discussion, trying desperately to fix what I'm pretty sure has become a thing. Oh yeah. A big awkward thing.
  Date: 8/08/01
  Notes: Written for the State of the Union August Smut Challenge -- okay again, really funny (yet disturbing) graphic. You've been warned ;-)

• Title: I'm Ready For My Close-Up, Mr. Delyman
  Authors: Pix & Bramble
  Rating: NC-17
  Summary: "We'd have to be really careful," she states skeptically, knowing how Josh and careful aren't usually two things that go together.
  Date: 8/13/01
  Notes: My first collaboration -- with the lovely and talented, Pixel_Vixen.
  Also, written for the State of the Union August Smut Challenge

• Title: I Will Survive or: This Is So Not NPR!
  Rating: NC-17
  Summary: Two clock radios, two couples, one sex scene, one song (but two different versions)
  Date: 11/12/01
  Notes: Written for the State of the Union November Smut Challenge as a stand-alone fic.

• Title: Making a Mess on Texas
  Rating: NC-17
  Summary: Josh has a date with Amy, Donna has a date with her desk, and Kelly shows up to try and set things right.
  Date: 12/29/01
  Notes: Written for the State of the Union December Smut Challenge as a stand-alone fic.

• Title: Very Non-Shaker Thoughts
  Rating: NC-17
  Summary: Josh and Donna get trapped in a small, country furniture store after it closes for the night -- complete with a freak snow storm and everything.
  Date: 1/16/02
  Notes: Written for the State of the Union January Trapped! Smut Challenge.
  Part of the Surprises AU.

• Title:Pant-less and Ensorcelled
  Rating: NC-17
  Summary: Josh, Donna, a fast food restroom, and wet pants.
  Date: 1/22/02
  Notes: Written for the State of the Union January Trapped! Smut Challenge.

• Title:The Very Dangerous & Mysterious Cherry Blossom Bondage Pilot Program
  Rating: NC-17
  Summary: "The cherry blossoms get you all hot don't they, Donna?"
  Date: 4/09/02
  Notes: Written for the State of the Union April Cherry Blossoms Smut Challenge.

• Title:Lime Sucking and Where It Can Lead
  Rating: NC-17
  Summary: Josh plans the best vacation -- but not before a fake vacation, margaritas, Mark the pretty but dumb bartender, Planet Hollywood, bad sex, talking about the bad sex, why Donna wouldn't make a good politician, and finger painting donkeys.
  Date: 5/22/02
  Notes: Written for the State of the Union May Vacation Smut Challenge.

• Title: Pin the Tail on the Donkey
  Rating: NC-17
  Summary: "I may be a donkey, Josh, but you're the one who's hung like a horse."
  Date: 7/01/02
  Notes: Written for the State of the Union June Birthday Smut Challenge.

Counting Yellow Cars Universe:

• Title: Counting Yellow Cars
  Rating: NC-17 Adults only!
  Summary: Who needs a plot when you have a shower massage?
  Date: 4/20/01
  Notes: Post-ep Challenge Smut Fic for 17 People.

• Title: *whap* *bounce* *whap* *bounce*
  Rating: NC-17 Adults Only!
  Summary: A late night phone call turns smutty for Josh and Donna, meanwhile Toby's next door playing with his ball(s).
  Date: 5/29/01
  Notes: A small bit of fluff set in the Counting Yellow Cars universe.

• Title: The Curse of Pinocchio
  Rating: NC-17 Adults Only!
  Summary: Josh gets home from Ft. Worth for a little "I love you" sex.
  Date: 6/02/01
  Notes: Sequel to *whap* *bounce* *whap* *bounce*

• Title: Muffin of Love
  Rating: NC-17
  Summary: Short PWP involving the coming up of special 'pet names'.
  Date: 7/14/01
  Notes: Follows The Curse of Pinocchio.
  Inspired by Topic Friday at SotU.

Role Reversal Series:

• Title: The Strange Case of Hermie
  Rating: Strong R Adults Only!
  Summary: Josh and Sam share a drunken, bonding moment at a hotel bar during the Bartlet campaign.
  Date: 6/19/01
  Notes: Role Reversal #1

• Title: Variations on a Theme
  Rating: Strong R Adults Only!
  Summary: A kinky discussion between Josh and Donna -- also known as panty revenge -- oops, underwear revenge.
  Date: 6/21/01
  Notes: Role Reversal #2

• Title: Ninety-Two Index Cards
  Rating: NC-17 Adults Only!
  Summary: It's been a long week for Josh. A little 80's music, a little more flirtation, a little self-discovery in the shower, and then there's the matter of Donna's newest research project.
  Date: 6/25/01
  Notes: Role Reversal #3

• Title: The Siren's Call
  Rating: NC-17 Adults Only!
  Summary: "This is a little bit like playing naked twister with props," he pants out.
  Date: 6/28/01
  Notes: Role Reversals #4

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